when the clubs you’re in don’t even like you

I got up pretty amped--last night was the last hurrah for any drinking-I had a few glasses of Pinot Grigio with some Sprite--clearly I am no purist. One thing all my years of bartending taught me was to pay attention to the signs you are wasted, hence I haven't made any mistakes to get me in any precarious situations in many many years now. I put myself to bed IMMEDIATELY. There is no cajoling, no waking me up, I am done when I am done. At this point in life my bed is usually very close when I am wasted since we are all largely done with people, it appears.

Yesterday I failed on the yoga because it appears I can complete only one thing a day successfully sometimes. Yesterday being lady day, I was kind of wrapped up in that and some other issues that came up--JFC FEDEX and WAYFAIR, both have failed any customer service success in my attempted interactions with them. The second guy just hung up before offering any solutions once I told him what was going on which is actually hilarious, and though I am the wrong person to mess with on the ...