6 times charmed

I've moved more than that, obviously, but with D, this next move will be move #6. I expected a few more, of course, but this next place we at least get to be at for 2 years, though I wouldn't be surprised if it was more like 5-6. At least let him get to the age where we can live in a retirement community--I know, you wanna judge, but have you seen those places? They're super nice and maybe 40% the cost of a new community. By then I'm gonna be old for real, instead of old for fake right now. I'm kidding, my insides are still aging like I'm on the last decade of my life, and that's been true for years. But those places have some value, and I'd imagine my existence as a permanent hermit will be easier to attain some place where they have a doctor on call 24/7. Plus, I would still be the hot young thing hitting about 50 at that point, so there's still some excitement in my future.

I feel like every time I move I shorten my life by a few months, and of course there is nobody as ...