I want to be BARBIE…that girl has everything…!!!!!
yea so it’s official. I am cooler. And it wasn’t necessary for me to have some overload of effort placed into impressing me.
but that’s just funny shit….showing out….
oh, so yea…I am feeling oh so sexy and a bazillion and one times better than, well, you.
and boyz are more stupid than dirt…”so I was talking to miss “shallremainnameless”, and she asked me what would have happened if I had never met her, and I told her, I probably would have thrown caution to the wind and gone for you.”
the thing is dirt has a use. It grows things…boyz are where you turn when you want something to die.
oh well, alls well that ends I guess. I, fortunately, have not the mental capabilities to disillusion myself to the truth.
This is this_bike’s rendition of the truth, after my boyz are more stupid than dirt comment…”nuh uh. some of us are smarter than you think. we hide though because of the stupid boys and the angriness they trail behind them in the form of hurt girls.”what do you think?
I think boyz are still more stupid than dirt. You give dirt the sun, and light, and what happens? Plants grow…you give dirt warmth, plants grow….you give dirt love, and sometimes roses grow…you give boyz such things and they run around like little dumbasses with no idea what to do with such good stuff, then they decide hey, let’s go see this other girl, and maybe she can give the same good stuff. BUT THE STUFF IS NOT THE SAME!!!!IT’S DIFFERENT…my stuff is different than yer stuff, and I think it’s BETTER, so there.
But enough about stuff and what’s better…let’s think about this_bike’s people and lego metaphor:
this_bike: people are like lego’s with feelings
this_bike: there are lots of different kinds
this_bike: some the same color
this_bike: some big some small etc.
this_bike: but some dont fit
this_bike: and sometimes the ones that do dont make exactly the shape you want
this_bike: but thats where they stop being like legos and this metaphors gotta stop
me: huh
me: jahahahahaha
me: i just want a nice lego is that too much to ask?
this_bike: cuz then its like they have to be like not stupid and realize things and work together etc because it wouldnt matter what shape but because theyre really human and not legos they fuck it up
I say we give him an award because he rules just that much….CONGRATULATIONS this_bike for being my Favo peep of the day award winner.
If people are legos, I want to break them all apart, chop them up and melt them into dream Kens to go along with my dream barbie playhouse, so we can live happily ever after.
but anyways…huh.
dildos rule.
