I have become a craigslist rant and rave board

How did I earn this sexy Job?

By being a smart-ass, something I do best.

“Good thing I got my shit together. Seriously, dude?

Some existences are surely more clever, though don’t pretend that you are better than everyone else, if you know what I mean.

Ah no, I guess it does get that dirty.”

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