VD..the way to go..
My friend Valerie found some obnoxious fact about Valentine’s day being the most common day of VD transmission…something like 75% of VDs are given on this day. Yay for you, yay for me, let’s all get drunk and spread the love, right?
Wrong…Last year I got socks, and I had a boyfriend. Which is funny, because it’s true, but even moreso not, because it’s true. There are two guys from my work who walked out with my phone number yesterday…both contenders, but not of the serious sort. I saw one (Eric), the 37 year old Danish man, and we had a Capinhira at Kush on Orchard randomly last night with V. I wonder why all the fucking europeans have to be so condescending and uptight. Though he certainly is a hot bitch (taller than I with brown hair and blue eyes, slim with an indie boy haircut, I don’t know about that uptight thing. It’s kind of lame, but whatever. The other one has rosy cheeks and is taller than I by more, and blue eyes to boot. He’s some kind of broker or something…who knows?
Originally V and I were going to eat at one of those Medieval times places so we could be very ungirly and throw food at each other and the surrounding people, but there are apparently none in Manhattan, which squelches our plans a bit. So she got squeezed into a reservation at some random surprise restaurant by dropping the reservation under Coppola, Francis Jean. hahahaha. So god only knows what these people are going to expect, having random tattooed girls show up in formal wear at their fine establishment. Knowing her, she found some way to make reservations at a McDonalds, and made a big hooplah about it.
Well…at least I won’t be getting socks. That’s something to smile about. Aside from that, this whole Hallmark Hell is something that exists to make the lonely people feel worse, and the involved people feel justified. Gayyyy.
Speaking of which, this whole gay marriage issue that everyone is so up in arms about is lame. I think if I were to marry another woman, and someone told me no, I would be like, uhm, sorry, YOU are wrong…it could almost be an infringement of religious beliefs since the entire argument is based on religious post christian assanine rhetoric. Fuck you and your interpretation of marriage…every single definable group of people is allowed to marry in this country legally aside from gays and lesbians. And I am still thinking that New York should secede from the union and make it’s own country. We could have the United States of Sanity, and cover the east coast with New York, and the West with California. Most of the states in between have a majority population of morons, so there’s no need to even consider them. We’s have most of the money, we’d be smarter, and we could charge the US shitloads in taxes because it’s fun. Everyone who hated their state of residence could immigrate to the Us of Sanity based on an iq test. Then again, it would almost be enough to measure intent in people, rather than intelligence.
Yeah, let’s do that…
