Fun things We can do to annoy people

Dear Friends,  If your belief is that a female has a right to choose what to do to her own body and not have the government restrict her freedom to choose, then here is a brilliant and productive idea.  I hope you’ll join me in doing this. Instead of us all sending around more emails about…

sleeping and unpacking and unsleeping and packing

i have a sleeping affinity unmatched by most. i love to slide into my bed and pass out…and this new bed makes it INCREDIBLY hard not to pass out as soon as my body gets assimilated. it’s one of those tempurpedic ones where your body molds into the mattress, effectively cupping your every bit…so that…

I am almost afraid to post this…

What’s Sexy About Your Name You are sexy because you are aggressive and focused. You love the chase. You are very passionate and intense. You tend to become obsessed with whoever you’re interested in. You carry this intensity into the bedroom. You are a highly sexual person. In fact, you can be a bit too…

in honor of el douche

everyone has some douchebag in them…maybe a little jerk in there that’s itching to come out. hey, i have it too. every once in a while i want to slap someone in the face or really put them in their place. luckily i don’t find situations easy to come by, and hate hurting others. I…

wow…

just when you think things can’t get any better…they certainly do. and did. the extremes that i have experienced in my short little life are pretty interesting. the shitte-est of shitty situations and the loveliest of the best. i have this newfound ability to write and dream and sleep. and i did sleep dreamingly last…

everything lame is good again

So, if I have allowed you to see this, it’s because you are a friend, and I consider my friends like my family. This means what I write is between you and my screen and nobody else (no prying eyes for exes, you know how it goes). I’m moving Thursday, and everything is going pretty…

love and hate and walking the line

Sunday. crazy dancing in the town square (I wouldn’t participate–gawky and spaghetti limbs don’t work like that–but this is a new mission) I like surprises, which is why I often like those situations, even if they are only set up in my own head, where I learn something and surprise the shit out of someone…

I hate everyone and I have a headache too

That pretty much sums it up. I have had this headache for 3 weeks. It’s really annoying coupled with the uterine pain that needs to bite me too. This post is probably going to get a little riled up and involve some heavy swearing so you can discontinue reading if you are sensitive to that….

so this must be what it’s like to be a guy

I must go out and get laid, I was told earlier today. Ok. Go right ahead. This is because I have kissed a guy. Then I see a status change in myspace land pretty soon after. Granted I kind of earned this. I kissed someone. I fall into delirium every time I do (not with…

megaladon teeth and all that stuff

There’s this annoying show on tv that I need to change the channel on–some lady whose doing weird jobs to make money…tooth collecting to rock polishing. I have two bumping zits on my cheeks. I feel like I am 14 years old with 17 years of wear and tear to age me down. This weather…


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